This is not an April Fools’ joke! Patron Provider Scaleblade claims that you’d be a fool to miss out on these deals.

Take a look at their thread on LowEndTalk and this special pricing:

RYZEN-1GB

1 vCPU

1GB DDR4 RAM

15GB NVMe Storage

10Gbps Uplink

Hourly Billing

Hosted in London

£5/month (or £4/mo for IPv6 only)

£3/month (or £2.60/mo for IPv6 only)

Promo Code: LOWENDFOOLS

Deploy now!

RYZEN-2GB

1 vCPU

2GB DDR4 RAM

30GB NVMe Storage

10Gbps Uplink

Hourly Billing

Hosted in London

£10/month (or £9/mo IPv6 only)

£6/month (or £5.40/mo IPv6 only)

[DEPLOY NOW!]

LowEndBox Bonus!

Extra shared v-core on any VPS plan 2GB or larger for an extra £1/month! Just respond with your VM name in the LowEndTalk thread to claim your bonus.

Scaleblade Features

• High speed NVMe Storage
• Included /64 subnet from (2a12:bec2:b00b::/48). Show your appreciation to the LowEndB00B club
• Free BYOIP and BGP (Setup yourself in the portal)
• Port speeds up to 10Gbps (new users please check account restriction policies)
• Hourly billing, so no longer need your service? Just cancel. No commitments.
• Scale up (and down) your instance as and when you need!
• Firewall rules and groups manageable inside the portal, covering a wide variety of applications and game services.

Important Notes

• Port capacity is shared per node. We aim to rebalance our hypervisors to keep a 40% 95th %ile buffer for burstable capacity.
• Bandwidth is subject to our fair usage policies that can be found on our website.
• New accounts that are flagged as “risky” are limited to port speeds of 100Mbps for the first 14 days. This restriction also applies to any accounts with active incidents against them. If you are in need of a 10Gbps port from day #1 and you have a reputable LET/LES account reach out and we can manually verify your account.

The LowEndDeal

When deploying any VPS plan on our portal use the coupon code“LOWENDFOOLS” and it will automatically discount your plan by 40%. Offer is only applicable to new VPS/Cloud Instance deployments.

General Terms & Billing

Payment Methods: Debit/Credit (Stripe), PayPal, Crypto, BACS (UK)

Fair Usage: CPU and Bandwidth are on fair-usage. Find terms on our acceptable usage page.

Deal Expiry: LOWENDFOOLS coupon will expire on April 4th 2024 00:00:01

Looking Glass: https://lg.scaleblade.com

VPS Pricing: https://scaleblade.com/products/vps

Customer Portal: https://my.scaleblade.com

YABS

root@mystifying-lewin:~# curl -sL yabs.sh | bash
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#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2024-03-05                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
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Mon Mar 11 11:31:08 UTC 2024
Basic System Information:
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Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes
Processor  : Common KVM processor
CPU cores  : 1 @ 3393.622 MHz
AES-NI     :  Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V :  Disabled
RAM        : 1.9 GiB
Swap       : 0.0 KiB
Disk       : 29.5 GiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 10 (buster)
Kernel     : 4.19.0-25-amd64
VM Type    : KVM
IPv4/IPv6  :  Online /  Online
IPv6 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : Scaleblade, Ltd.
ASN        : AS52041 Scaleblade, Ltd.
Host       : Scaleblade Vmnet
Location   : London, England (ENG)
Country    : United Kingdom
fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda1):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 353.54 MB/s  (88.3k) | 2.65 GB/s    (41.4k)
Write      | 354.47 MB/s  (88.6k) | 2.66 GB/s    (41.6k)
Total      | 708.01 MB/s (177.0k) | 5.31 GB/s    (83.0k)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 2.97 GB/s     (5.8k) | 2.99 GB/s     (2.9k)
Write      | 3.13 GB/s     (6.1k) | 3.19 GB/s     (3.1k)
Total      | 6.10 GB/s    (11.9k) | 6.19 GB/s     (6.0k)
iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 8.46 Gbits/sec  | 8.31 Gbits/sec  | 1.09 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (10G)       | busy            | 7.62 Gbits/sec  | 5.60 ms
HOSTKEY         | Helsinki, FI (10G)        | 916 Mbits/sec   | 923 Mbits/sec   | 37.7 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 241 Mbits/sec   | 603 Mbits/sec   | 204 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 371 Mbits/sec   | 731 Mbits/sec   | 230 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 378 Mbits/sec   | 735 Mbits/sec   | 144 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 503 Mbits/sec   | 2.17 Gbits/sec  | 69.3 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 584 Mbits/sec   | 798 Mbits/sec   | 169 ms
iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 8.01 Gbits/sec  | 7.56 Gbits/sec  | 1.06 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (10G)       | 5.57 Gbits/sec  | 7.26 Gbits/sec  | 5.47 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 278 Mbits/sec   | 629 Mbits/sec   | 204 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 346 Mbits/sec   | 700 Mbits/sec   | 230 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 807 Mbits/sec   | 1.22 Gbits/sec  | 144 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 859 Mbits/sec   | 2.73 Gbits/sec  | 69.1 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 789 Mbits/sec   | 1.07 Gbits/sec  | 168 ms
Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
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Test            | Value
                |
Single Core     | 1145
Multi Core      | 1145
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/5269160
YABS completed in 19 min 50 sec